RANDOM THINGS MY MOM SAYS... INSPIRED BY THE RANDOM SAYINGS OF, WELL, MY MOM
ok... so i had the moshi pillow on my head
Mom: Do u kno what that looks like?
Me: No, what?
Mom: Have u ben thru health class?
Me: Yah, 5th grade...
Mom: Oh, well it looks like u have the top of a penis on ur head...
then i was working on my "My Space"
Mom: Y r u putting a singles add on the internet?
Me: I'm not...
Mom: It sure looks like it...
*calls dad*
Mom: Erika is putting a singles add on the internet
Dad: What site?
Mom: MySpace(dot)Com
Dad: OH! Don's band has a webpage on that site
Mom: Great, I want my beautiful daughter to be stalked by a pudgy 35 year old man in a hard rock band!
I'm sitting on the couch...
*dead silence*
Mom: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP!
Hmm... random dinner conversations...
Lukas: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Mom: Lukas, everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
*all jaws drop open*
I didnt feel like eating dinner... so...
Me: Mom, I'm not hungry
Mom: Erika, I dont want u thinking that u r fat... because ppl that think theyre fat... well they go on a diet... but then it goes wrong... and they get an eating disorder... YOU DONT HAVE AN EATING DISORDER DO YOU?
On a regular day after school...
Me: Mom, how was your day @ work?
*mom looks @ me*
Mom: HAVE U BEEN SNIFFING MARKERS? Y R UR EYES SO BIG? U HAVE HAVENT U? LUKAS! GET RID OF ALL THE MARKERS IN THIS HOUSE!
yes that is only the start my friends, she is so random... its worse than me... hmmm... maybe not...
8.18.2005
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$50 says that every one yo read this went "wooooooomp" by the end
SPARROW
lol yea prolly... id pay 2 c that... sum1 just looking @ their computer screen shouting "WOOOOOOOMP!" lolol... wow... i can only imagine
I didn't. Fork over the dough Birdie!!! lol
i didn't either... u stupid son of a bitch look what u did... ur out 100 bucks! 50 4 me, 50 4 garrett... pitty...
Yeah, i didn't either, u don't know me but u can give the cash to garrett and he'll give it to me since he knows me.
yeah me 2... what he said
wow, seriously sparrow, u suck at gambling... none of us said "WHOOOMP" or whatever the hell that is when we read this and whoever did must be a real queer... i'll take my 50...
by the way, what kind of name is sparrow... stupid queer...
Wow......... thats alot of people..... and alot of money....... I HOPE U'VE BEEN SAVIN BITCH
there goes his Christmas and birthday money... poor little bird...
omg sparrow i guess im the only freak in this world... hmmm... thats great self esteem boosting... besides i want $50... and geeze sparrow is his LAST name!
~*Erika*~
ya sorry sparrow i didnt either!
so u better have tha money!
;-) Morgan
but jeeze guys u dont havta b so mean 2 him!
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