YEAH TOAST

this is my new favorite song... YEAH TOAST!!!!!


All around the country and coast to coast
people always say what do you like most?
I don't want to brag,
I don't want to boast
I always tell 'em I like toast
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!

I get up in the morning 'bout 6am
have a little jelly,
have a little jam
take a piece of bread,
put it in the slot
push down the lever
and the wires get hot
I get toast...
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection...
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection
push to the dark or the lite and then
if it pops too soon.. press down again
make toast...
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!

When the first caveman drove in from the dregs
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
must've been a genius, got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread make toast...
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!

Oh oui monsieur bonjour cauquetuh huh..
croissant a vous avezmaurice chevalier effiel tower
uh oui marie bagget bon soir
FRENCH TOAST!!
FRENCH TOAST!!

in chicago or on the bob and tom show..
YEEEEAAAA TOAST!!!
Yeah eeah eeah eeah
toast...