Tha Mall

it would take soooo long 2 rite tha whole thing... so these r just the funny things

~omg its beeping

~if thers a fire we gotta go outside not in

~y do they wear their underwear up so far

~garrett u wont get cooties in claires or icing

~im gona sleep w/ ur sister

~morgans gona take a dump

~ur mouths were 2gether

~garretts not ur dad and johns not ur husband

~eww she scares me

~who goes shopping w/ their family

~ha! they r all wearin the same thing incase they get lost

~lets go in there just incase i die 2day, i'll die facing my fear

~lets sit @ a 3 person table

~that guy is holdin a pink victorias secret bag

~hes not my boyfriend, hes my bodyguard

~happy anniversary

~we're gettin married in august

~i loove lookin @ cell phones, theyre pretty

~hey this doesnt come w/ weiners

~from your boy

~im a hot dog

~listenin 2 dirty pop like 15 times in a row

~dogs love me

~im goin 2 florida w/ john 2moro n then im goin 2 milwaukee

~we're allowed in his crib

~of course i get out the door that doesnt automatically close

~do u share ur underwear w/ all ur friends?

~drew was CRYING!

~get ur voice outta my ear

~y r u smellin me?

~y is she singin in2 a popsicle?

~Carmelo Anthony! I loooove him!

~i bet i can get this guy 2 turn around... no i bet i can *coughs like im dying*

~*coughs again* every girl in the photo place turns around

~its mr blair... *AHH RUN*

~her butts as big @ mrs. berns

~lets get a tattoo

~mayb ill by my bros bday present

~ya we wouldnt let john go in ther cuz thers poprox in ther

~taylors lisence plate is gona say "Shor Tay"

~her hand is in his arm pit

~that looks like my uncle larry... hey i have an uncle larry... ya well umm i have an uncle MARK!

~im gona sit on ur lap

~they dont have mountain dew products here AHH

~rain makes me tired

~what r u doin 2 my damn dog?

~do u always keep brushes in ur car?

~GARRETT KNOS THE WORDS TO DIRTY POP

~hey look! its BLING!

~i want an icee---- nah i dont anymore!

~lets go break up their party

~i hate younkers

~thats like a 9 year old slut

~omg look @ those sluts w/ their big black sunglasses

~oh my gosh thats a fball player! i loooooooove fball players

~I DONT HAVE A QUARTER

~hey steph do u want this cookie

~bunnys DO TOO lay eggs

~garrett shoulda got that emerald butterfly necklace

~johns fave store is aeropostale

~i hate lacy underwear

~evan only has one shirt!?

~ive seen u everyday this week

~lets go sit on r couch

~nah, allen's neck isnt that long

~hey lady we have credit cards

~i have underwear that say call josh

~lets get ur nails done Garrett

~nuns arent allowed in ShopKo dont they have 2 take vows of silence or something?

~ooh! swimsuits

~these sterios suck u should c mine

~I LOVE SHOES!

~oh i love this "i love kitties keychain"

~do u want sum of my glitter?

~omg walkin like that would b sooooo uncomfortable

~eww thats sum1s real hair

~ya shes employee of the month shes gotta say that

~ya i love u garrett (sarcastic)... YA WELL I LOVE U

~STOP WALKING ON MY SHOES

~strawberry and m&m dont go well 2gether

~my shorts smell like u



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